Fuck Ted Kennedy and the Masshole voters who re-elected the loser over and over. Massachusetts' voting track record is more embarrassing than Florida's Death Row Exoneration rate.
Ted Kennedy’s true legacy is the sore on Lady Liberty’s ass reminding Americans who aren’t blinded by the charisma of the Kennedy clan that family, wealth, and politics has everything to do with justice, right O.J.?
It still boggles my mind that he was not sentenced for manslaughter, DUI, obstruction of justice, criminal negligence, and being a self-serving fuckass, or anyone of the above. He blatantly threw Mary Jo Kopechne's life, (AND HER UNBORN CHILD'S LIFE) away to protect his own political career. We should have marched him around Washington wearing ladies underwear, and then water boarded him to death, naked, and shamed.
This brings me to another point. I would love to take a poll of Senator Swimmer's supporters, and see just how many of them are rabid pro-lifers. They lurk in every demographic, political affiliation, neighborhood gas station, and day care center, whether they have the obnoxious bumper sticker or not. If some asshole stops at the yellow light on the day you're late to work, it's probably one of them. They think they have the right to govern others lives, and they love to make you late for work.
Back to Teddy VonMurderherr. I can't believe the articles I've seen inducting him into the Great American (Kennedy) Hall of Fame. Regardless of how he spent his time in the Senate, he is still a murderer. Although, this does give hope to O.J. Simpson. Maybe he should run for Senator. If Washington D.C. elects convicted crack smokers, and Massachusetts elects all-but-convicted murderers, I'd say O.J has a chance somewhere along the eastern seaboard. Hey, Massachusetts has an open seat! You're a glove-in, O.J!
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