After being hacked in the windpipe by Mother Theresa, he took a vow to follow his own advice and emit only the Sound of Silence. He realized that his entire catalogue of lyrics is gibberish, and he took to smoking Newports in the hopes that one day he might be able to pass as Tom Waits on Karaoke night, in the mean time living one meth binge away from destitution. His fall from graceland culminated in one fateful night at a motel 6, with a hooker named Ebony Ticklebum and her pimp Mr. Eyelash (you don't want to know). The above picture is proof positive of what putting diamonds on your shoes can do to a man.
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